Tom Needs A Lawyer…
Tom is high on something this week. We go ahead and reorganize the constitution, after Tom starts a home defense insurance company. Torri is gassy and he needs to be capped and traded.

Torri El No Showho…
If Torri took the show seriously enough to be fired, he would be fired. Tom is not alone with America. Tom may also be turning more conservative. Where exactly is Spain?

Front cover of Policing Surrey

Smoke Em…
Torri and Adam bear the load since Tom is off bullfighting or something in Spain. Torri changes his smoking stance, while Adam may be smoking something else before too long.

Tom Loves Christians…
We discuss Dr. Tiller’s murder, and then we discuss it some more. Tom will be in Spain soon, and we maintain our standards as we have 2 unexpected drop-offs while we record. Politicians lie, in case you didn’t know.

Tom Might Vote…
After the first 10 minutes, we realize that the show stinks. Tom collects advice on who to vote for. Torri seems to favor the President with gray hair. The Sitter Downers Show has been made redundant.

Half As Good…
Apparently we are losing what few listeners we have, since every other show is better than ours. Tom doesn’t ride with diabetic taxi drivers, but that doesn’t stop him from flying mission in flight simulator. Adam’s domestic problems are your saviour this week, as we can only manage 1/2 hour show.

Adam Yes, Torri No…
Adam has a new job, and Torri is fired from the show. Apparently Tom was a DJ and didn’t tell anyone about it. Adam’s guns are no match for Tom’s sword.

Quiet chicks…
Two-thirds of TSD are slackers, and Adam’s big day means he goes dual-head, so Tom explains ZBar. He also explains what “Christian” means. The fascinating fact is particularly fascinating this week.

DNA On Ice…
Tom reminds us that he is a simulated pilot. Torri relies on the news for his news. Tom can’t play the organ, but other atheists can. Adam can’t justify his position on suicide.

Methane Emissions…
We actually prepared for the show this week, but it doesn’t show. Our carbon footprint is huge on this show. Atheist prayers have been answered as Adam loses his voice.



