Torri is not Adam’s friend anymore, big surprise, but he works up the courage to be on the show anyway. Tom comes in 8th out of a field of 12. Torri has his high school kids coloring stuff. This show is better than the flight where sewage was running down the aisles. Maybe.

• Global Thermometers
• Way Of The Master

Torri is soon to be demoted from official Sitter Downer to official sometime guest of the Sitter Downers who never shows up. Adam is chewing 6 pieces of gum at once today. The calm, reasonable, systematic and logical Sitter Downer, Adam (who writes these blurbs) argues that at least the police should have firearms in Britain. Tom is not having it. Happy late fathers day.

We hope you enjoyed the bonus show. We know you didn’t, but we can hope can’t we? Also sure you are tired of hearing about Adam’s trip, but we’ll talk about it anyway. Truthfully, Adam lost his notes from this show, and can’t remember a dang thing about it.

Bonus show! And we use the term “bonus” very loosely. The Sitter Downers Show sluffs off its redneck roots, and features a Scotsman, along with the usual American and Englishman. The show was recorded outdoors on the banks of the Thames, and that sounds cool, but it makes the show sound lousy.

Adam travels all the way to England and does the show, and you guessed it, Torri scores baseball tickets and decides not to bother with the show at all. Some form of Sitter Downers disciplinary action will be invented and carried out…this country blows…

You may notice the drunk Englishman on the show this week. Adam can’t swing 12,000 bucks for first class. Hogzilla has met his match. Tom has just taken a Wii before the show. Tom simply despises all Americans. All 3 Sitter Downers use Viagra.

• Political Quiz
• Civil War Facts