Adam has phantom child syndrome. Tom is too polite, except when he’s rubbing in the news about his new camera. Tom injects himself with something. Santa Claus hates mince pies.

• Bill Eyer’s Show
• Dumb Yank with a Firearm

Sean the Scot is on the show this week, and he crushes us like worms! Turns out we have had a Scot on all this time, Torri McSuedmeyer. Tom has the new (old) soundboard working, and he is abusing his new found power. Torri is outbowled by a girl.

Torri can’t be bothered again this week, so we are turkeyless even as Thanksgiving approaches. Anthony A. and Sam B. write in again out of the blue, and remind us of the glory days of The Sitter Downers….wait a minute. Angry Tom is having trouble with his blueberry, and he is not to be trifled with.

• Anthony Anderson
• Top Gear vs Rednecks

Tom betrays his hard-working, dedicated, faithful, steady counterparts by guesting on the Vacusuk Lobsters. Sean hates the U.S. Sean loves the U.S. This is a long show, but it’s not illegal like the Civil war was.

Tom’s secret career in the Imperial Guard

• Swami Answer in the Daily Herald
• Cameras on guns

America is turning in to England with all these cameras. In general, libs have bad ideas. Adam sends 52 to Tom, gets back 2. Parenting advice from the most trusted podcast in parenting, The Sitter Downers. Tom apparently doesn’t pay his bills. DVLA? DMV?