Torri is back, and we are all three sleep deprived, and we’re sure it shows. Adam is the only conservative left on the show, as we take up the smoking ban debate again. Tax rebates for all. Shut up and don’t talk so much.

Torri out, Sean in. This week Torri has a good excuse. He has no excuse for being a commie. The Royal mail and the USPS are both worthless. Taxes, porches, mailboxes. Freeeeedom!

Calm your fears, Adam is back on the show. And so is Sean. And then he’s off, and then he’s on again. Hillary can cry on cue. Tom is a sexist, but tries to hide it. Things could get ugly as we wage the war of the cheeseburgers…

I found this junk on my hard drive…

Allegiance (to the flag), Birth (of Torri’s next kid, impending), Communism (in the modern US), Defeat (for Illinois), Electoral collage (those crazy founding fathers), Films we’ve seen

Tom poses as a photographer. First time in the Jasper studio for Adam, and not the first time for Torri not to show up. Unfortunately, tigers eat people. Don’t steal baby Jesus, he’s been lo-jacked.