Tom and Adam carry on, as Torri does the usual. Adam’s new intro gets panned by all the rest of the Sitter Downers. Tom can’t qualify for his FOID card. We wouldn’t listen to this show again for 22 million dollars.

Our show is all the proof you need that donkeys can talk. Torri may win $10,000. Tom titles himself the 5-sense verificationist. Our super-duper new intro followed by a long boring show.

Adam and Tom can’t use their fancy cameras. Torri can’t show up for the show. Adam’s wife turns out to be a criminal, and Tom thinks the West Wing is real life. We can’t say Bullets For Kisses, it hasn’t been released yet.

In case you didn’t know, the libs in California are nuts. At Tom’s prompting we beat Vince’s question to death. We have disposible income for disposable cameras. Don’t see the Wicker Man. All this and show stats!