You’re joining the American Sitter Downers for another good long rip at the libs. The truth of the matter is that gas prices are up, and we don’t have the soundboard this week. We don’t have any Englishmen, no Scotsmen, no nothing. Kids can’t even afford to cruise in America anymore.

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Atheists, atheist everywhere you look on this show. If you have free will, don’t listen to this show. If you don’t have free will, well, you’re in trouble. Right and wrong, subjective, objective whose counting anyway? 12 swami questions coming up.

Tom’s having leg problems, or at least that’s the excuse he is using to get into the gym with all the chicks. Of course, Tom is at the Alpha course. Adam’s trampoline pokes a hole in his roof. Tom is a punter, Torri isn’t on the show, and Adam controls the soundboard.

The constitution is news to Adam. We have no cow bells, but we do have jingle bells. Iron man is a superhero, but not for kids. We need to ban evolution from this show. Have I named a show devolution before?

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