Aaron in, Torri out. We talk about stuff we’ve never talked about before like global warming, origins of the universe and bollocks. Tom is the professor of the public understanding of Alpha courses. Dick Van Dyke is not British.

• Sean’s Vid
• Sean’s Other Vid

Oil cost even more than it did last week, and you’ll understand after you take Economics 101 by Professor Tom Revell. The Hulk is good, and the Abomination is British. Evolution works in mysterious ways.

Torri out, Sean in. Adam gets teamed up on by the Europeans. We cover alot of ground as usual, and resolve nothing, as usual. Chimps deserve the right not to be subjected to this show. The odds are long, but here we are.

• Squid Beaks

Adam and Torri didn’t miss Tom. Tom wants to drive a moped to the Grand Canyon. The part without any snakes or scorpions, that is. Everyone pray for Tom.

Torri “two-mics” Soodemeeyer