Aaron is recovering from something. Two of The Sitter Downers like the U.S.A. Tom and Adam shoot it out, but not with real guns, of course. Most of us are too poor to have an iPhone. Happy Birthday, Simon.

Tom’s conversion is coming along nicely. We are without Torri at the beginning, and we are basically asleep. Tom bans more stuff because he hates freedom. Grand Theft Auto, and TSD, basically the same thing.

• I.O.U.S.A.

And the libs nominate….John Edwards! The olympics are on and England has the gold in driving on the wrong side of the road. The Beatles, or at least one of them, invade Springfield. We can’t remember what Tom said.

Fox News should be banned. Torri bring a new laptop to the show, but nothing else. Tom is closing McDonalds, at least for poor people. Children should rebel…in theory.